quarta-feira, janeiro 31, 2007

Zé Manel & Madonna

terça-feira, janeiro 30, 2007

Abjura

Para A Zélia & O Valter

Trila À Indiana

Mãe Aguardente

segunda-feira, janeiro 29, 2007

Dice



Este é para a minha Sara Sezette que adora o OC e diz "Olha ele é preto" lol

Inbejoso

You Are 20% Selfish

In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person.
Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover.

Stressado

Your Stress Level is: 41%

You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down.

domingo, janeiro 28, 2007

Pensamento

Após 8 posts sem utilidade nenhuma vou jantar

Viciado

You Are 61% Addicted to the Internet

In your opinion, life without the internet is hardly worth living.
Could be, but you probably need a bit more fresh air and sunshine to think clearly.

Super Heroi

You Are Superman

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!

E Se Os Meus Amigos Fossem Travecas????

VALTER

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Zsa Zsa LaHore


JOANA

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Miss Understood


SARA

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Tess Tosterone


ZELIA

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Anita Mann


VASCO

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Bera Breast


PEDRO

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Sofonda Cox


JOAO

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Sugar Snatch


SAMUEL

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Sissy Pantz


HUGO

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Notorious F.A.G.


RICARDO PIKENO

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Donna Summersault


RICARDO GRANDE

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Holly Wood

Borderline




You Are 0% Borderline



Your personality isn't borderline anything.

You're happy, stable, content, together... ever consider being a therapist?

Está Explicado!

You Sometimes Don't Get Enough Sleep

You're often more tired than you'd like, and you're probably not getting enough quality sleep.
Sleeping a little more could make you a lot more energetic and happy.
Try having a bedtime, keep your bedroom cool, and only eat fruit before bed.

O Animal Que Eu Fui Quando Estava A Viver Noutra Encadernação

You Were a Spider

You tend to be the master weaver of fate - both for yourself and those you know.
A creative force, you tend to work from divine inspiration.

Eu Se Fosse Um Rájá

You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream

Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.
You're also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.
You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it!

You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.

Pensamentos Da Minha Avó

* É as novelas que dão cabo da mocidade.
(comentário ao ver uma senhora de mini saia numa telenovela)

* Cuzinho santo que dá de comer à dona.
(comentário de um senhor lá da terra ao ouvir uma senhora a largar um bufa após se aliviar numa mata)

* O que eu acho é que eles se vestem muito depressa.
(comentário a velocidade como os concorrentes do Chuva de Estrelas se transformavam nas pessoas que iam imitar)

* Eu aborrece-me cá estar que vocês não fazem o que eu quero.

* Morreu-lhe o marido à 2 anos e ja se foi amigar do vizinho. Devia estar com comichão na borboleta.

*Putas! Que grandes putas! Vá já agora mostra a passera e as mamas! Porca!
(comentário ao ver uma senhora de bikini)

OH MY DEVIL!!!

You Are 70% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Mádônná

domingo, janeiro 21, 2007

Top Less


Jennifer Aniston Topless on the Beach - video powered by Metacafe

OH MY GOD!



1980




2003


OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

segunda-feira, janeiro 15, 2007

Helga No Seu Melhor

domingo, janeiro 07, 2007

Cromado...

Nelo E As Catástrofes

Talismãs

A Respondedeira E As Sendálias!!!!

Pergunta

No video anterior alguém reconheceu outra pessoa sem ser a Sámanta?

sábado, janeiro 06, 2007

(Hurt Me! Hurt Me!) But The Pants Stay On



Com letra e tudo o que querem mais? LOL

Just because we're dancing
Doesn't mean that we're romancing too
Boy I hardly know you - so I have to show you

That it's not as easy as it seems to be
To get all what you want from me
It takes more than one night
Wait till the time is right
And right now I wanna - pump it - pump it - pump it

Hurt me, hurt me
I know you wanna take me home
But Baby, that's not what I want
Hurt me, hurt me
You can work my body all night long
But the pants stay on!

My reputation says, I'm not one for hesitation
But when it comes to - sex - I'm very, very patient

Boy it's not as easy as it seems to be
To get into my pants without getting into me
Now you know - this girl ain't no hoe
The pants stay on till I say so

Hurt me, hurt me
I know you wanna take me home
But Baby, that's not what I want
Hurt me, hurt me
You can work my body all night along
But the pants stay on!

All I need is time to get to know you better
Dancing's all that's on my mind - tonight

Hurt me, hurt me
I know you wanna take me home
But Baby, that's not what I want
Hurt me, hurt me
You can work my body all night long
But the pants stay on!

Não Resisti...



Samantha Fox - Touch Me 1986




Samantha Fox - Touch Me 2006

terça-feira, janeiro 02, 2007

Afinal Não Era Uma Pila!!

Grande Moca



Esta ex-Sugababe da-lhe com alma... mas só nesta música!