tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212030952024-03-23T18:08:03.947+00:00(Ainda Mais) Perto dos 30...Idiotices de um cromo com 27 anos. Ou melhor 28! Já com 29...Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.comBlogger456125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-8072942898165969922008-03-25T00:01:00.000+00:002008-03-25T00:02:16.574+00:00O Fim Anunciado...Parece que ainda foi ontem o dia 19 de Janeiro de 2006, o dia que perdi os 3 dos blogs... Foram mais de 2 anos de Parvoíces, Anitas, Notas Bloguistas, Videoclips, Traduções Made In Google, Bichas do Demónio, Gozar Com A Analis Metessette e uma parafernália de merdas e caralhadas para fazer um total de 457 posts. Tentei, mas não consegui que os 30 demorassem mais tempo a vir-se por isso não tenho alternativa senão ...<br /><br />... matar este blog.Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-79855458330358422312008-03-24T13:36:00.001+00:002008-03-24T13:36:51.906+00:00Primitive<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3d9nrrQGxzA&hl=pt-br"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3d9nrrQGxzA&hl=pt-br" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-39702419455642939042008-03-24T13:31:00.001+00:002008-03-24T13:35:14.266+00:00You Know Me Better Than I Know Myself<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjv4Fp7GiGk&hl=pt-br"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjv4Fp7GiGk&hl=pt-br" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-3346819861015727092008-03-21T17:11:00.001+00:002008-03-21T17:13:51.527+00:00A Patroa Acerca Da Empregada<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujQj2TvhvGQ&hl=pt-br"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujQj2TvhvGQ&hl=pt-br" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-40177544000156278812008-03-20T13:10:00.000+00:002008-03-20T13:11:08.942+00:00I Think I Touched A Nerve There...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJdilZmnfkg&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJdilZmnfkg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-19434635151358841602008-03-17T22:40:00.002+00:002008-03-17T22:45:37.392+00:00Idolos Búlgaria<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kCZ8y6ZUNpo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kCZ8y6ZUNpo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Billy Jean<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B9c3BcifL94"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B9c3BcifL94" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />My Heart Will Go On<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FQt-h753jHI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FQt-h753jHI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Ken Lee (aka Without You)Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-81962850876892919512008-03-12T18:19:00.001+00:002008-03-12T18:19:54.672+00:00Raio De Luz A Arder<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaQ4bQmTILA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaQ4bQmTILA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-32025378978924728972008-03-10T20:29:00.000+00:002008-03-10T20:30:27.438+00:00De Tirar O Fôlego...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3nmrgYgq8IE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3nmrgYgq8IE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-50610184392077058292008-03-05T21:03:00.001+00:002008-03-05T21:06:36.241+00:00InformaçãoDaqui por 20 dias este blog vai com os porcos.Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-43804495764007819452008-03-05T20:56:00.001+00:002008-03-05T21:03:47.721+00:00A Disney Já Não É O Que Era...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K4b7o4CJDdw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K4b7o4CJDdw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-89883401175528649312008-03-05T20:39:00.002+00:002008-03-05T20:56:30.776+00:00Para Não Dizerem Que Só Gozo Com A Outra...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3f20c07thws"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3f20c07thws" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Gimme More (Pills)<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0UT2MpdWnc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0UT2MpdWnc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />She Was Beautiful...I SwearMr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-28994284338096141232008-02-22T15:24:00.005+00:002008-02-27T08:52:02.105+00:00Dúvida...Alguém me sabe dizer por que razão a Saroska só me diz:<br /><br />"Tás a ceber?<br /><br />Seu Macerador"Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-46976935766282178822008-02-21T20:12:00.002+00:002008-02-21T20:16:19.779+00:00Plágio Descarado<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fyvvgQyXuME&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fyvvgQyXuME&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Com a maior cara podre, estou a plagiar o video que vi no blog "uma aventura na alemanha".<br /><br />Preparem-se psicologicamente pois esta jovem é uma grande maluca!!!!<br /><br />Aparentemente esta coisa é uma maluqueira desgraçada, quase a lembrar a macarena e o saturday night da campo de trigo...Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-85412335967036069002008-02-21T12:18:00.003+00:002008-02-21T12:22:01.344+00:00Dia ImportanteHoje é um dia importante pois a partir de hoje a Saroska já não está de castigo virada para a parede e já pode ver o OC, a Grey ou o B&S no trabalho e fingir que está a fazer IRS!!!!Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-14813795689068170512008-02-08T23:53:00.000+00:002008-02-08T23:54:28.406+00:00Retardis Morissette<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ql-rwAwsog4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ql-rwAwsog4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-71638121724331108972008-02-08T14:54:00.000+00:002008-02-08T15:02:05.571+00:00Is There a Ghost...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JK716RqoUms&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JK716RqoUms&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-52469159947083537172008-02-06T13:48:00.000+00:002008-02-06T13:59:43.293+00:00A Shot At Love With Tila TequilaO programa é da MTV e tem regras muito simples: uma rapariga (a Tila Tequila) é bissexual e quer encontrar o amor. A MTV como é uma tv fixe arranjou-lhe 16 gajos e 16 lésbicas que vão sendo expulsos 2 a 2 todas as semanas.<br /><br />Abaixo podem ver o que uma lésbica fodida por não ter sido escolhida pode fazer:<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.mtv.com/player/embed/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="CONFIG_URL=http://www.mtv.com/player/embed/configuration.jhtml%3Fid%3D1574195%26vid%3D188655&allowFullScreen=true" allowfullscreen="true" base="." allowscriptaccess="always" height="318" width="423"></embed><br /><br />Escusado será dizer que a Vanessa (a que foi expulsa) sempre foi a cabra de serviço.Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-78310218767255603582008-02-02T14:48:00.000+00:002008-02-02T15:04:17.726+00:002 From 1<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RE8EAqneUbM&rel=1&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&border=0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RE8EAqneUbM&rel=1&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><em>In My Arms</em><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LnTrZYHK_II&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LnTrZYHK_II&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><em>Wow</em>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-75106683253416987142008-01-30T23:46:00.000+00:002008-12-09T05:53:30.835+00:00GémeasDigam lá se não estão parecidas...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGOdiHEO6Os0zVdxYIqN6lJ2lr56VUYXH8QN21kmGKMiJ7MkxxxXyfcFOYVYXwpm8e7xxeM_hSzIov06oHLwZmJB1tywQUvObVoZpOIyKM68fa0U4Ok7WJ74utJGu1rIvQaeYv/s1600-h/AlanisMori_TH20080128-08.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGOdiHEO6Os0zVdxYIqN6lJ2lr56VUYXH8QN21kmGKMiJ7MkxxxXyfcFOYVYXwpm8e7xxeM_hSzIov06oHLwZmJB1tywQUvObVoZpOIyKM68fa0U4Ok7WJ74utJGu1rIvQaeYv/s400/AlanisMori_TH20080128-08.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161420478485539794" border="0" /></a><br /><br />... uma mais cor de rosa que outra mas são gémeas idênticas!!!!Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-71481376372711743022008-01-30T14:53:00.001+00:002008-12-09T05:53:31.091+00:00O Regresso Mais Aguardado...Lembram-se quando eu vos falava dos livros da Anita?<br /><br />12 novos volumes já disponíveis :<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0vkEmjnvN2Jdkwe64IndNcCDFGQ1qzCTPbHs8VxIAc4aeBz7AUzWwRow_WIb4LYWDZia8wrcUoIEa_5mqIFr_GqGdSV7_ir96af5RGpbNN0T8BUxtTMn0CJdxe5paJXFvl1E1/s1600-h/Anita.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0vkEmjnvN2Jdkwe64IndNcCDFGQ1qzCTPbHs8VxIAc4aeBz7AUzWwRow_WIb4LYWDZia8wrcUoIEa_5mqIFr_GqGdSV7_ir96af5RGpbNN0T8BUxtTMn0CJdxe5paJXFvl1E1/s400/Anita.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161384778717375378" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisSV1RER4m2FUZp0Alfud3z7MnmOA7ojKDkl2JTKcHNQFZgDWeknV8-RXMBqiJsT0UfZJJbG9x1DmxlmoIQrBy8XS7MfUOqcBfAYoVI_VHdtS6KOPbAJ7NcIbGO11jwpxoifK1/s1600-h/Anita+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisSV1RER4m2FUZp0Alfud3z7MnmOA7ojKDkl2JTKcHNQFZgDWeknV8-RXMBqiJsT0UfZJJbG9x1DmxlmoIQrBy8XS7MfUOqcBfAYoVI_VHdtS6KOPbAJ7NcIbGO11jwpxoifK1/s400/Anita+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161386999215467458" border="0" /></a>Aceito encomendas!Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-20785433069549087852008-01-29T21:12:00.001+00:002008-01-29T21:24:54.941+00:00Adoro Bolhas... Ou Então Não!<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5PUhk70g2Yo&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5PUhk70g2Yo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Eu sei que está em estrangeiro e não tem a mesma piada que as senhoras tugas a falar com a boca cheia, mas está aqui... Experimentei este chocolate para saber que raio de maluquice era esta com as bolhas mesmo arriscando ficar com a agradável cara em obras que é costume...<br /><br />...das duas uma: ou sou insivensível a bolhas ou isto é uma granda tanga!Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-39763145801836176222008-01-14T23:28:00.000+00:002008-12-09T05:53:31.283+00:00OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCX7LN52CWKFsTPHlKjumN5C2VmFMgrSx3-bfmpGiy8xHe4XmvmOpNp9_6USOV5RWaLg5ZNabXxqFbffap9lK_M6FJUOBVoFYkigIkvfmb6YHJ9uzzSbUgK3zFJeJfzHN3UkAT/s1600-h/Tia+Bella9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCX7LN52CWKFsTPHlKjumN5C2VmFMgrSx3-bfmpGiy8xHe4XmvmOpNp9_6USOV5RWaLg5ZNabXxqFbffap9lK_M6FJUOBVoFYkigIkvfmb6YHJ9uzzSbUgK3zFJeJfzHN3UkAT/s400/Tia+Bella9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155479350931885522" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Apresento-vos a Tia Bella!!!!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tiabella.org/">Site Da Tia Bella</a><br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tia_Bella">A Tia Bella Na Wikipédia</a><br /></div>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-81462994212507684362008-01-10T19:45:00.000+00:002008-01-10T19:51:39.101+00:00Back To Black<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n0Qwya7Xpo0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n0Qwya7Xpo0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Reparem como ela é multi-facetada: ela canta (umas vezes mais perceptivel que outras), ela dança, ela bebe vinho tinto (cantar? o importante é beber!), ela equilibra-se, ela consegue ficar parada com a tremenda energia do coiro... Nesta performance só faltou o cigarrito para estar (ainda mais) perfeita!Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-60209895348268255742008-01-09T19:12:00.000+00:002008-01-09T19:14:22.975+00:00Novidade No Meu TelemovelJá não bastava na casa do algarve, na minha casa e na casa da Nazaré, agora também tenho o GOD OF WAR no meu telemóvel!Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21203095.post-46575093223851711842008-01-09T19:06:00.000+00:002008-01-09T19:10:15.958+00:00Pensamento Do Dia<span style="font-style: italic;">Adoro pessoas elegantes (que de lado fazem três ou quatro curvas de banha)!</span>Mr. Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00549246613729312959noreply@blogger.com3